you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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