Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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