Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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