Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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