You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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