You really coming over, don't trick.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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