just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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