porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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