I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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