He told me they were just razor bumps!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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