problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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