just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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