there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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