You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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