i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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