i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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