in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So much Jack, so little girl.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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