I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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