I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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