I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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