I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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