The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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