Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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