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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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