ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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