Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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