I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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