I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
