And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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