Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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