But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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