Do you still have your period?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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