so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Come see our sink grown plant.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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