You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I wear drunk well.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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