belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I could punch you in the face.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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