That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i now understand why vodka
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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