I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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