Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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