He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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