they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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