that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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