normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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