I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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