nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You dont lie about slip and slides
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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