This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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