I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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