what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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