It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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