Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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