Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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