are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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