new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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