normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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