Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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