just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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