Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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