Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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