I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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