She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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